Singing again in the cathedrals of consumption. It was so good last year!

Here are some of the songs we’ll sing …. 

Consumer Wonderland (To the tune of Winter Wonderland, lyrics by Erica Avery) The TV’s on / are you watching?
Another product / that they’re hawking
one more thing you need
to make life complete
Welcome to Consumer Wonderland

In the stores / you will hear it
“Pricey gifts / show holiday spirit”
That’s what they call it
to get to your wallet
Welcome to Consumer Wonderland

At the mall we can go out shopping
and buy lots of stuff we can’t afford
we’ll have lots of fun with our new toys
until we realize that we’re still bored
When you shop / ain’t it thrilling
until / you get the billing
the money you still owe the stuff broke long ago
Welcome to Consumer Wonderland

Uh Oh We’re In The Red, Dear

(To the tune of Rudolph the red-nose reindeer)

Uh oh we’re in the red, dear
On our credit card it shows
Christmas is almost over
But the debit line still grows
Shopping like Santa’s zombies
Sent our budget down in flames
But all our Christmas spirit
Helped the giant retail chains

I’m so foggy Christmas Eve
Wondering how we’ll pay
Christmas doesn’t seem so bright
When our finances are tight

So here’s a plan for next year
Let’s forget the shopping spree
Let’s give a gift of love, so
All our Christmas gifts are free

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Slow down ye frantic shoppers for there’s something we must say
If you would spare a moment all the stores would go away
Big business has been telling us what Christmas means today

Now it’s time we decided for ourselves, for ourselves
Yes it’s time we decided for ourselves.

To some folks Christmas means a time for gathering with friends
And enemies might take it as a time to make amends
But TV says it’s time for pricey gifts and selfish ends

Now it’s time we decided for ourselves, for ourselves
Yes it’s time we decided for ourselves.

Some people feel that Christmas is when Jesus makes a call
For others it’s a time to stress good will and peace to all
But advertisers tell us it means Santa’s at the mall

Now it’s time we decided for ourselves, for ourselves
Yes it’s time we decided for ourselves.

Jingle All The Way

Profits here, profits there,
profits everywhere
Christmas time is funny
we smell money in the air
Advertise, glamorize,
fool you with a flair.
Let’s make sure that Christmas
is a businesslike affair.

You’re eating up our lies and dashing to the stores
Then all our prices rise and how the money pours
If we don’t keep you drugged and watching your TV
You might see the hypocrisy
then where would business be?


We’ll tell you how to think and tell you what to try
What to eat and drink and how to live and die
And if our plan succeeds, when Christmas-time is nigh
Instead of seeking love and peace you’ll hunt for gifts to buy


Buy and Sell

To the tune, Silver Bells; by Erica Avery

City Sidewalks busy sidewalks
lined with advertising
It’s the big retail season of Christmas
Children begging for each new thing
toys for mile after mile
and the mood of the season is clear

Buy and sell (buy and sell)
Buy and sell (buy and sell)
It’s Christmas time for consumers
Ching-a-ching (ching-a-ching)
Cash tills ring (cash tills ring)
Must we spend Christmas this way?

Maxing credit, running debits
buying things we don’t need
with the money we don’t really have
Children crying, parents sighing
there’s no time for our friends
and the reason behind it is clear


Carol of the Toys
To the tune Carol of the Bells; by Erica Avery

High voices: Barbie Dream House
Mi-ickey Mouse Beanie Babies Tamagotchis

Low Voices: Too Much stu- -uff

High voices: Cabbage Patch Dolls Ninja Turtles Super Nintendo Tickle-me-Elmo

Low voices: Too much Stu -uff

Repeat, changing key each time

To the tune of Little Town of Bethlehem

Oh gentle folk of London Town

Think how they feed us lies

All through the streets the shops compete

Urging us to buy and buy

Whilst elsewhere explodeth

Another bomb tonight

As innocents fall

Were in the shopping mall

This doesn’t quite seem right.

Spend all our cash, we’re feeling flash

As the queues continue to grow

Buying luxury goods and loads of food

for folks we hardly know

Whilst in so many places

The people starve and die

As I carve my bird

It’s quite absurd

that we buy into this lie

Then at new year the sales appear

And everything’s reduced

In store we see new product lines

And know that we’ve been duped

We wish that we had waited

Until now to buy

The model’s been updated

It makes us want to cry.

To the tune of Once in Royal David’s City

Once in dirty London City

Stood a huge big fuck off shop

Where they sold their goods aplenty

And the shopping did not stop

Branded bags all overflowing

All their savings quickly going

Thus consumerism wild

Yule’s cheer message has defiled

Thus consumerism wild

Yule’s cheer message has defiled

To the tune of Silent Night

Silent night holy night

Bombs go boom,Soldiers fight

Round the stores the suckers trawl

Buying crap for one and all

Shop until you drop

Shop until you drop

To the tune of Oh Come All Ye Faithful

Oh come all ye shoppers

Burdened and despondent

Come all ye followers of ma-a-mon

Come and buy things

Sparkly and reduntant

Oh come let us ignore it

Oh come let us deplore it

Oh come let us abhore it

Money and greed.

Ring tills with profit

Ring in exploitation

Ring all ye registers of capitalism

Glory to profit

At it’s highest

Oh come let us ignore it

Oh come let us deplore it

Oh come let us abhore it

Money and greed.

To the tune of Away in a Manger

Away in a sweatshop

A pittance for pay

Work under age children

With no time to play

Making trainers and T-shirts

And luxury goods

Threatened with violence

And given no food

The stars in the media

Encourage our greed

Making us want things we don’t really need

Wasting resources

And coercing our brains

Using up carbon with little to gain.